Now, I have always wondered why if you are a college, and you’re supposed to be the top in education and are trying to recruit students, how someone like myself would notice a mistake in your brochure.

“If you’ve considered going back to school you’ve probably…” Yep, that’s right, there’s a mistake. There should be a comma between “school” and “you’ve.” I won’t even go into the fact that it’s bad to use contractions when dealing in a professional manner. Nonetheless, I don’t think I’ll be attending the University of Phoenix.

Oh, and it’s not because of the grammar mistake. I don’t really care for Arizona, as I went to the Grand Canyon once and literally thought I was going to die from the heat.

I can get a 1-800 number through this e-mail. Why would I need one? I have no idea. Honestly, there’s not really anything I currently need to purchase a 1-800 number for. I don’t need a toll-free phone number with all of the available plans and free numbers through Google Voice.

For instance, at Alakai Innovations, I use a Google Voice number as a business phone number, and it simply redirects to my cell phone. However, I can tell which number people are calling, and it even has voice screening. Voice screening is asking who is calling before it lets my phone ring.

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So you got a new MacBook now? Neato. Wait, it’s a China 8 products Apple MacBook? Hold on a second. Something doesn’t sound right here. I bet if you order it you get a box full of rocks or a Fisher Price kid’s laptop or something like that. Also, would you trust someone with this bad grammar? I think not.

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Thank you Genna Regina for that amazing piece of insight. If you published this, I think it would rank among all-time classic literature like Great Expectations because it’s equally as deep and moving. Now that I think about it, maybe the subject line meant to say dick 5km and the oi4 is just some placeholder for a penis enlargement pill. But, it’s like…5km dick? Really? I think you’re exaggerating quite a bit.

I was a sceptic, that was for sure.
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You were a sceptic? That’s awfully close to septic, which is something you might want to get checked out. Also, the reason why other men don’t talk about this product is it’s a scam and it doesn’t work. But hey, at least there is that $100 guarantee…RIGHT?

From my inbox:

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Hmm, the doctype at the top email is perfectly normal and totally legit! This hot girl wearing nothing is totally into me!  Oh man, the love of my life is just one click away! Now really, nice going with the HTML fail at the top of your message. That’s a total indicator to everyone out there. Geeks know that’s coding, other people know it’s gibberish. Oh, but the story doesn’t end there. A few hours later, I got the same message in my spam folder, but  this time without the HTML coding at the top. You stay classy, spammers!

Really Mike? Hmmmmmm

( oh- make sure to also read the PS )

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*gasp*!

Hey,

This is the incredible story about a guy
who got shot in the foot for protecting the
secrets that made him win the lottery 3 times
in a row and put in his account more than
$3 million. Have you read his incredible story?

Click here for details

I got the book but I didn’t have time to read it
entirely…

The beauty came from a friend of mine-Frank (to whom
I sent the same email I sent you last Wednesday)…

He lives in London, UK and a few hours ago I
received an email from him with the following
subject line:

“I just hit 5 numbers using Larry’s tricks”

(Larry is the guy who got shot in the foot
for protecting his lotto secrets)

Click Here

Here’s the rest of the email…

“Hey mate,
A few days ago I got an email from you with
a lotto book that sounded too good to be true. Well,
I took the book and tried to see if it works for me
here in UK. Guess what? Today I just hit 5 numbers
using his amazing formula and the check I’m going
to receive is 23,543 GBP.

Not bad for a few hours of reading.

Have you tried it? How did it work for you?
Cheers,
Frank L.

======================

That was it! Incredible…My mistake is that I
haven’t tried it so far but for sure I’ll take his
methods for a ride next week. Since I have my
own book in this field I’m curious to see his
mathematical approach…

Without trying to over promote him, more information
about the “3-Times-In-A-Row-Jackpot” Larry you
can find here:

Click Here

Keep in touch,
Robert K.