Nothing. Literally. I just received an email in my spam folder that had NOTHING in it. No sender, no subject, no message, and apparently addressed to nobody. WTF? Are these spammers even trying? Or is there some kind of secret message contained in the source code? The world may never know.

Hey Tony,

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It can be an endless feat, that’s for sure. But, it will only get worse after you give these people your SSN, bank number, and all that and they go on a spending spree with your information. Then you’ll REALLY need a job!

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OH WOW! I’m an important person now! Can’t wait to get listed in this registry right next to Tony Hawk or Tony Danza or someone like that. Better click that link and pay them thousands so I can go eat caviar in NYC’s most exclusive hotel with Jay-Z.

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Umm, the [[firstname]], thing kinda gives this one away!

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Funny – I never sent anyone a ‘Work at Home Application’

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I got this 3 times in one day!

Dear Beneficiary,

I am Robert Hornsby, Manager of Claims Department with Lloyds Bank here in London, United Kingdom. I wish to notify you that you are clear to claim the total sum of Twelve Million Five Hundred thousand British pounds in the codicil and last testament of a deceased costumer (Name now withheld for security reasons).

I am contacting you because you bear the surname identity and therefore I can present you as the beneficiary to the fund. I therefore reckoned that you can receive these funds as you are qualified by your surname identity. All the legal papers that will be used to process the release of the funds to you will be handled by me, in your acceptance to co-operate with me on this deal.

Kindly send your letter of acceptance to my private email address:- roberthornsbi@gmail.com or robert_55@excite.co.uk and confirm your (1)Name in full, (2) Current telephone and fax numbers (3) Forwarding address to enable me file in necessary documents at the court probate division for the release of this funds to you.

Yours faithfully,

She’ll swallow if you take this

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I wonder if this line would work in a bar?

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