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Rick Rolled – SPAM at it’s best

Posted by Michael | Posted in 4 Men, 4 Women, Beneficiary Emails, Coupon, Drugs, Fail, Fake Jobs!, Financial Scams!, Gift Cards, I WON!!!!, Jobs, Jokes!, Misc, Movies, Music, Oh My Spam, Oh no they didnt!, Seriously?, sms spam!, SPAM, Sports, WTF | Posted on 25-07-2012


I heard the song “Never Gonna Give You Up” the other day and the memories just flooded in…

The biggest wave came in 2008 on April Fools’ Day where thousands of YouTube’s front page videos had the clasic bait and switch to the legendary Rick Astley that will make this writer smile forever. This is the kind of SPAM that is awesome and the reason for viral content and good meme’s online. From Scientology protest to sporting events all the way to the White House Twitter feed Rick Rolling is probably that most popular prank on the internet… or at least the most beloved.

The cool thing about the Rick Roll SPAM is that it made it off the web and into real life, that, and no one can really ever be too mad about a good ole Rick Roll, in fact I find it a delight.

Whoever thought of this idea is amazing and I salute you. Sha-wing. 

Weight Loss SPAM

Posted by Michael | Posted in 4 Men, 4 Women, Beneficiary Emails, Fail, Financial Scams!, Jokes!, Oh My Spam, Oh no they didnt!, Seriously? | Posted on 23-07-2012


I do not consider myself an over weight guy, and I don’t know how I got on the list for all this diet pill SPAM (maybe penis enlarger but that is a different story, ha). But seriously everyday I get e-mails promises great weight loss results I wouldn’t even need if they really did work. I could probably gain ten pounds rather than lose them, so why am I getting all these e-mails.

No I am not putting those weird weight loss chemicals in my drinks let alone my body. No I would not like a membership to a gym. And no I do not want a bunch of frozen low calorie TV dinners, deserts, and snacks. That crap can all go back to the people who sent it to me. They’re fat sacks that are just trying to make themselves feel better by conning others. I have had enough. Go sell your fat farm products to some other schmuck.

Slim chews? Pft, yeah right.

Video Game SPAM

Posted by Michael | Posted in 4 Men, 4 Women, Beneficiary Emails, I WON!!!!, Jokes!, Oh My Spam, Oh no they didnt!, SPAM, WTF | Posted on 17-07-2012


My brother and I have never really seen eye to eye on common interests. While I round my bike around with my friends and played in bands he was was busying playing dungeons and dragons and building computers with his friends. It’s not that I don’t play my fair share of video games but I just don’t understand the World of Warcraft or Mario’s Galaxy. So I thought I’d put together a SPAM blog about what gets computer gamers riled up.

My brother says the worst SPAM are the fake games that when you lose (or even worst when you win, he says) you get pushed to an add or forced to sign up for some mailing list to get more. I guess nothing if worst than getting a taste of what you want (in this case a video game) and not being able to have it. I guess I feel him, I get tricked in the fake PAC Man adds every now and than.

The Origin’s of Internet SPAM

Posted by Michael | Posted in Jokes!, Oh My Spam, Seriously?, SPAM | Posted on 01-07-2012


This whole blog is about SPAM on the internet. Everyone experiences it and no body likes it, well maybe the jerks who make it. But what really is internet SPAM and where did it come from?
Well, according to Wikipedia internet SPAM got it’s name from a Monty Python sketch in which Spam is included in almost every dish. SPAMing is a pretty logical practice in advertisement, it’s always going to be easier to reach a wide audience by sending the same message out to multiple people rather than an individual message for each, much like the days of snail mail junk mail. But today it is much more cost effective (and greener I guess) to send the message online. No need for paper or printing costs, no postage, and no operating costs beyond the management of their mailing lists. Also it is very difficult to hold senders accountable for their mass mailings so it is no wonder our inboxes are stuffed.
Some of the most well know internet SPAM:

  • instant messaging spam
  • Usenet newsgroup spam
  • Web search engine spam
  • spam in blogs
  • wiki spam
  • online classified ads spam
  • mobile phone messaging spam
  • Internet forum spam
  • junk fax transmissions
  • social networking spam
  • television advertising
  • file sharing network spam.



Yahoo Chat is Full of Spam

Posted by Michael | Posted in 4 Men, 4 Women, Fail, Financial Scams!, Jokes!, Oh My Spam, Oh no they didnt!, Seriously?, SPAM, WTF | Posted on 20-06-2012


I stopped using my Yahoo e-mail in high school but held on to the address so I had a valid e-mail to sign up for sketchy looking things on the inter web. Largibe@yahoo.com has been my e-mail since before 2000. Why largibe? It’s a scramble of my middle name: Gabriel. Simple enough right, and now you know a bit more about me :)

I moved to G-mail and have never been happier. What drove me from Yahoo in the first place? You mean other than Google’s obvious online dominance and the fact that it runs my smart phone (I like poking peoples faces to call, not phone numbers)?

Again, it’s simple: I hate that the Yahoo chat pops all over while I’m trying to check my mail. This wouldn’t be such an issue if it were actually IMs from friends or real people looking to chat. Every damn time its “make money online” or “check out my live show” or “win a free Ipad today!” I don’t have time for this, and I don’t have time for Yahoo mail anymore. No wonder my inbox is +2000!


Hungry Games?

Posted by admin | Posted in Jobs, Jokes!, Music, Oh My Spam, Oh no they didnt!, Seriously?, WTF | Posted on 22-03-2012


Here we go again… seriously? Another set of books and movies that are going to make the preteens and everyone else go nuts! “The Hunger Games” opens up at midnight tonight (12:01 AM Friday), and I’m already so sick of the publicity and craze the movie has received. From what I gather, the only good news coming out of this movie is that no one is a vampire! So perhaps a little different from the last big movie for this demographic, the Twilight series, does that mean it’s any better – or even original? There is a lot of movies that have very similar plots to this one, books as well. So, maybe not original, but following the recent formula with any movie or TV show lately, just pitch an old rehashed plot with some young, fresh faced, sexy, up and coming stars to play the main characters!

Let me remind you of the recent “Footloose”, which was bearable, but nothing compared to the original! OR… how about the new TV series, “Dallas“, that is going to be so terribly rehashed – but they have some returning original characters which could keep it interesting.

The list of copy cat movies and plot lines goes on and on, so I guess the reason I titled this post Hungry Games, is because I want to know is anyone still even hungry for something original? Does anyone still have the hunger to write and be original standing out from the crowd? These things need to be found and cherished in the movie, book, music – any kind of industry.

Now I’m going to make me a Hungry Man TV Dinner.

Doctor Jokes are Here

Posted by Tyler | Posted in Jokes! | Posted on 18-10-2011


Here are some doctor jokes I received in my e-mail today! Enjoy!

“Doctor Doctor – I have 59 seconds to live!”
“Wait a minute will ya!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.
Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
But I’m not allowed up on the couch!

Doctor, Doctor You’ve got to help me – I just can’t stop my hands shaking!
Doc: Do you drink a lot?
Not really – I spill most of it!

Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?
Doc: Of course. Just take this hammer and smash yourself in the head.
Then you’ll have a bad headache.

Comic Time!

Posted by Tyler | Posted in Jokes!, Oh My Spam | Posted on 10-10-2011


That’s right! Our friends that send us jokes from time to time have went all out and included a short little comic for our viewing enjoyment. This one is surprisingly good and made me laugh quite a bit.

Hopefully I don’t have too bad of a sense of humor to find that enjoyable.

Five New Jokes!

Posted by Tyler | Posted in Jokes! | Posted on 27-09-2011


Today, I will be getting straight to the point. I’ve been given five new jokes to share with everyone, and I will not waste your time. Feel free to comment if you think they’re funny or you have any opinion at all. Without further ado, I give to you the first joke:

“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background,” sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.

“If I wasn’t under oath, I’d return the compliment,” replied the witness.

This one didn’t really make me smile, but I suppose it is what it is. Here is joke #2:

When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. “Since I’ve been with the firm for so long,” he said, “I think I deserve at least a letter of recommendation.”

The human resources director agreed and said he’d have the letter that next day. The following morning, Peters found the letter on his desk. It read, “Jonathan Peters worked for our company for eleven years. When he left us, we were very satisfied.”

This one at least made me crack a smile, but it still wasn’t genius comedy. Nevertheless, this one is at least deserving enough to be called a joke. Now, for number three:

Pete and Gladys were looking at a new living room suite in the furniture store. Pete says to the salesman, “We really like it, but I don’t think we can afford it.”

The salesman says, “You just make a small down payment… then you don’t make another payment for six months.”

Gladys wheeled around with her hands on her hips and says, “Who told you about us?”

This one is alright I suppose, though more a line of miscommunication than actually being funny. Continuing along, here is number four:

“Now this is the verbal part of your employment test,” said the interviewer. “Can you tell me what gross aggrandized annuity means?”

“Certainly,” replied the applicant. “It means I don’t get the job.”

I have to hand it to them. This one is definitely worth reading. I mean, it could definitely be true and I’m sure we’ve all been in that situation where we have no idea what someone is talking about, though hopefully it wasn’t in an interview. Here’s the last joke for today:

A frustrated father vented, “When I was a youngster, I was disciplined by being sent to my room without supper. But in my son’s room, he has his own color TV, telephone, computer, and CD player.”

“So what do you do?” asked his friend.

“I send him to MY room!” exclaimed the father.

This joke wasn’t the worst, either. I applaud the attempts of these writers, as they at least provide entertainment for our reading audience.

The “Best” Jokes

Posted by Tyler | Posted in Jokes! | Posted on 19-09-2011


Ready for some great jokes? Yes, they were so… funny… Nevertheless, here is the first joke:

Two men came into a barber shop to get a hair cut. The one with very little hair said you should charge me half price because I have very little hair. The other man said no, the barber should charge twice as much as me. Why? Because the barber first has to look for it and then has to cut it.

Yes. That was quite the kicker, wasn’t it? If you didn’t get it, it’s because of only one hair being cut; notice the words “hair cut” instead of the word “haircut.”

Now, here’s the second:

Q: What’s a baby seal’s least favorite social activity? A: Clubbing

And now, the third:

Early in the morning one man who was running fast was stopped by the Police man and was questioned, ” Hey, who are you and where are you going.” Man replied, Sir I am a thief and going home.” Police man – I am the policeman and you want to fool me in the early morning, that you have lost your way.”

This third joke was definitely the worst and was actually just stupid. The grammar is terrible and it wasn’t even remotely funny. I guess perhaps someone got a giggle from it.