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Rick Rolled – SPAM at it’s best

Posted by Michael | Posted in 4 Men, 4 Women, Beneficiary Emails, Coupon, Drugs, Fail, Fake Jobs!, Financial Scams!, Gift Cards, I WON!!!!, Jobs, Jokes!, Misc, Movies, Music, Oh My Spam, Oh no they didnt!, Seriously?, sms spam!, SPAM, Sports, WTF | Posted on 25-07-2012


I heard the song “Never Gonna Give You Up” the other day and the memories just flooded in…

The biggest wave came in 2008 on April Fools’ Day where thousands of YouTube’s front page videos had the clasic bait and switch to the legendary Rick Astley that will make this writer smile forever. This is the kind of SPAM that is awesome and the reason for viral content and good meme’s online. From Scientology protest to sporting events all the way to the White House Twitter feed Rick Rolling is probably that most popular prank on the internet… or at least the most beloved.

The cool thing about the Rick Roll SPAM is that it made it off the web and into real life, that, and no one can really ever be too mad about a good ole Rick Roll, in fact I find it a delight.

Whoever thought of this idea is amazing and I salute you. Sha-wing. 

Video Game SPAM

Posted by Michael | Posted in 4 Men, 4 Women, Beneficiary Emails, I WON!!!!, Jokes!, Oh My Spam, Oh no they didnt!, SPAM, WTF | Posted on 17-07-2012


My brother and I have never really seen eye to eye on common interests. While I round my bike around with my friends and played in bands he was was busying playing dungeons and dragons and building computers with his friends. It’s not that I don’t play my fair share of video games but I just don’t understand the World of Warcraft or Mario’s Galaxy. So I thought I’d put together a SPAM blog about what gets computer gamers riled up.

My brother says the worst SPAM are the fake games that when you lose (or even worst when you win, he says) you get pushed to an add or forced to sign up for some mailing list to get more. I guess nothing if worst than getting a taste of what you want (in this case a video game) and not being able to have it. I guess I feel him, I get tricked in the fake PAC Man adds every now and than.

Toyota Car Lottery?

Posted by Tyler | Posted in I WON!!!! | Posted on 19-10-2011


Alright, this was really strange. Google even warned me that this e-mail was probably a bit dangerous and not to follow any instructions within. Definitely a wise decision. Here is the e-mail for all of you to enjoy:

Customer Service Department

Dear Email Owner,

This is to inform you that you have won a sum of US$ 2,500,000.00 United States Dollars Only for the email user this 2011 Prize promotion which is organized by TOYOTA ONLINE CYBER LOTTERY THAILAND, Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 2,500,000 email addresses of individuals and companies from all part of the world as part of our electronic business Promotions Program. Among the (2,500,000.00) that subscribed to MICROSOFT, HOTMAIL, YAHOO, GMAIL Companies domains and few from other e-mails providers, 12 people are selected yearly to benefit from this promotion and you are one of the Selected Winners this year 2011.

Your email address has therefore been approved to claim a total sum of (US$ 2,500,000.00 UNITED STATES DOLLARS) in cash with the following reference numbers:

Ticket Number 4500542188(TMPWAYZ20051).
Serial Number MH4710019
Reference Number: FLS433/453L/GMSA.
Bonus Number VXT55
INSURANCE Number is: WIF0050770

Note: your e-mail address qualified for the draw, as a result of your visiting various websites we are running the e-business promotions for. You/Your Company email address, attached to ticket number 4500542188(TMPWAYZ20051), with serial number MH4710019 drew the Reference Number: FLS433/453L/GMSA. And Bonus number 1 and consequently YOU HAVE won in the Second Category. To begin your claim:-


1. Your Full Names:
2. Your Country:
3. Telephone Number:
4. Occupation:
5. Age:

For further clarification please call and send mail to your claim agent (Dr. Yousef Wong) in order to process your claims with our payee bank:-

Dr. Yousef Wong. David Idan
Claim Agent,
Toyota Lottery Thailand Branch.
Email: coordinatordepartment@yahoo.com.hk
Phone Contact :+( 66)814874931

WARNING: Keep your winning informations confidential until your claims are processed and your fund remitted to you in your bank account. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some unscrupulous elements.

Congratulations once again,

Yours faithfully,
MR.Yousef Wong

Something gives me the feeling that more than “12” people were “selected” this time around.

1M in Poker Chips

Posted by Tyler | Posted in I WON!!!! | Posted on 03-08-2011


What will you win today?
You have won up to $1,000,000
Poker Chips in the PurePlay Lottery!

Click below to claim your prize

Claim Your Prize

The lottery only runs through August 31st, 2011
Find out how much your prize is and claim it today!

Only one prize will be awarded per person per email sent. All prize values are play money chips.

It’s strange how I always manage to win things that I don’t register or sign up for. I mean, how the heck did I just win $1,000,000 in poker chips from PurePlay? I don’t even know what PurePlay is. I don’t even play poker online. Nevertheless, I wish I could collect these chips and then cash out. :P

Six Flags

Posted by Tyler | Posted in I WON!!!! | Posted on 23-05-2011


Apparently, my tickets are reserved for Six Flags. However, the subject said “CONGRATULATIONS!!!” Which is it? Reserved would imply that they are holding them for me, more than likely so that I can purchase them, though I would have to wonder why I would need them reserved, since Six Flags can’t exactly sell out. Why not just say I’ve won the tickets and send me a printable coupon? Oh wait, we live in the world of SPAM.

Nonetheless, here’s what you’ve been waiting for (unless you read this just to read what I rant, in which case the show’s now over):

Your recent shopping activity has qualified you for ( 4 ) TICKETS TO SIX FLAGS (details apply) .
Click Here to Claim Yours Now .

Time to get your summer fun on! This is a great gift to treat yourself or to make someone you love VERY happy.
A big thank you us to you!

My Reward

Posted by Tyler | Posted in I WON!!!! | Posted on 03-05-2011


So I only have 1 more final left before summer, and it isn’t until Thursday night. What would make my week even better? The Black Ops map pack. Oh wait, I have that, too. Uhhh. How about some money? Well, perfect. Today, I won $555 from a “Casino-Super-Party.” I’m so excited to claim my prize. Let’s see, they just want my credit card information and don’t ask for my bank account number or address. Interesting, new technology I suppose.

Yes, by the way, I am being completely sarcastic. Hopefully you’re used to it by now. I suppose besides the fact that [normal] people don’t just randomly give $555 to random people, Google’s warning makes it a little less likely I’m going to follow suit.

Warning: This message may not be from whom it claims to be. Beware of following any links in it or of providing the sender with any personal information.  Learn more

50% Auto Insurance. Woo Hoo!

Posted by Tyler | Posted in I WON!!!!, Oh My Spam, Seriously? | Posted on 07-03-2011


It’s not every day that you get to peer into the inbox of one of my e-mail accounts. However, some of these e-mails are just formatted too strange and the content is almost unbelievable to the extent that I have to just post the actual graphic. Take a look at this one:

I mean I’m pretty sure an actual ad or confirmation would have more thought-out strategies to their e-mails than this.

Free Wal-Mart Gift Card!

Posted by Tyler | Posted in Gift Cards, I WON!!!! | Posted on 16-02-2011


“Your ticket to $1,000 Walmart certificate has just arrived! Terms Apply

Complete sponsors offers & receive $1K Walmart Gift Card as a gift! See Details”


Well jeez. If I won, why do I have to do sponsor offers before I can claim my “ticket.” Heh. I feel as if $1000 would go a long way at Walmart.

someone sent you an iPhone 4

Posted by admin | Posted in I WON!!!! | Posted on 14-09-2010


Someone sent you the new iPhone 4!

Press here if you want a new iPhone 4-details apply:


First Come. First Served.

*Participation required

OMG! I can’t believe some anonymous person gave me an iPhone 4. I’m so happy right now. I can’t wait to start playing around with the Retina display and trying out all the cool new features. I bet I’ll have to give them some personal information, but it’s OK. Apple asks for it too. What harm can it possibly do?

Your Winning Notification

Posted by admin | Posted in I WON!!!! | Posted on 17-08-2010


View the attached file and contact your regional agent Dr Alex urgently
From:Ms.Cynthia Chalkier

OMG LOOK AT ME I’M A WINNER! Let’s see what they want from me in the attached word file…

From:Ms.Cynthia Chalkier
Canada Lottery- Google international annual Promotional Draw
1550 Princess Street
Kingston, ON, Canada, K7M 9E3
Attention: Customer AFRSA680
Ticket Number: A9564 75604545 001
Ref: EAAL/158OYHI/10
Batch No. Lotto 6/49

Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice, the results of the First Category draws of
E-MAIL LOTTERY organized by the Canadian Government in conjunction with GOOGLE
INTERNATIONAL. We are happy to inform you that your email address attached to Ticket #.:
A9564 75604546 001 drew the Winning #.: 11/18/27/29/32/39 with bonus #.01. have emerged
a winner of a total sum of US$840,000.00(Eight Hundred and forty thousand United

States Dollars), in cash credited to file EAAL/158OYHI/10.This is from a total cash prize

of 120,000,000 Million Dollars, shared amongst the first One Hundred and Thirty (130) lucky
winners in this category.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our Afro booklet representative office in
Africa (South Africa) as indicated in your electronic play coupon.
Our African agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds
as soon as you contact our African Agent’s office. All participants were selected randomly from
World Wide Web site through computer draws system and extracted from over 10,000,000
companies and personal emails.
For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your
claims is processed and your fund remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your

To file for your claim, please contact our corresponding payment Agent in South Africa
immediately you read this message for quick and urgent release of your fund, contact information
is as follows:

TEL: +27 79 403 9990
CONTACT EMAIL IS: dralexconor0011@gmail.com

To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please quote your ticket numbers in any
correspondences with our designated agents. Congratulations! Once more from all members and
staff of this program that has ensured that you won this competition.
Thank you for being part of our Promotional Lottery program.

Yours Sincerely,
Ms. Cynthia Chalkier (Sec.Zonal Co-coordinator).

NOTE to confirm that you have the winning number for the
Sat 19th June 2010 draw, do confirm under Lotto 6/49.


© Copyright 2010 Canada Lottery Cooperation
All rights reserved. Terms of Service -Guideline

WHOA! So I gotta contact this guy in South Africa to claim my prize? WTF? And Canadian lottery? I’ve never participated in such a thing. Oh well, free money is free money, am I right?