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Rick Rolled – SPAM at it’s best

Posted by Michael | Posted in 4 Men, 4 Women, Beneficiary Emails, Coupon, Drugs, Fail, Fake Jobs!, Financial Scams!, Gift Cards, I WON!!!!, Jobs, Jokes!, Misc, Movies, Music, Oh My Spam, Oh no they didnt!, Seriously?, sms spam!, SPAM, Sports, WTF | Posted on 25-07-2012

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I heard the song “Never Gonna Give You Up” the other day and the memories just flooded in…

The biggest wave came in 2008 on April Fools’ Day where thousands of YouTube’s front page videos had the clasic bait and switch to the legendary Rick Astley that will make this writer smile forever. This is the kind of SPAM that is awesome and the reason for viral content and good meme’s online. From Scientology protest to sporting events all the way to the White House Twitter feed Rick Rolling is probably that most popular prank on the internet… or at least the most beloved.

The cool thing about the Rick Roll SPAM is that it made it off the web and into real life, that, and no one can really ever be too mad about a good ole Rick Roll, in fact I find it a delight.

Whoever thought of this idea is amazing and I salute you. Sha-wing. 

Weight Loss SPAM

Posted by Michael | Posted in 4 Men, 4 Women, Beneficiary Emails, Fail, Financial Scams!, Jokes!, Oh My Spam, Oh no they didnt!, Seriously? | Posted on 23-07-2012

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I do not consider myself an over weight guy, and I don’t know how I got on the list for all this diet pill SPAM (maybe penis enlarger but that is a different story, ha). But seriously everyday I get e-mails promises great weight loss results I wouldn’t even need if they really did work. I could probably gain ten pounds rather than lose them, so why am I getting all these e-mails.

No I am not putting those weird weight loss chemicals in my drinks let alone my body. No I would not like a membership to a gym. And no I do not want a bunch of frozen low calorie TV dinners, deserts, and snacks. That crap can all go back to the people who sent it to me. They’re fat sacks that are just trying to make themselves feel better by conning others. I have had enough. Go sell your fat farm products to some other schmuck.

Slim chews? Pft, yeah right.

Blinky Spam

Posted by Michael | Posted in 4 Men, 4 Women, Fail, Misc, Oh My Spam, Oh no they didnt!, Seriously?, SPAM, WTF | Posted on 08-07-2012

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SPAM used to be an internet nightmare. Filling your screen, passing off viruses, and crashing your computer. Nothing was worst and it seemed every site was buying into. Now a days SPAM is often over looked by natural habit. We have trained ourselves not to acknowledge it, not to be bothered. Pop up blocks are the first line of defense, then SPAM folders and anti-virus soft wear, finally we just choose not to look to the side bars of webpages.

Yet SPAM is still out there, otherwise there would be no reason for this blog right? But why? Well to get websites more clicks and online traffic to sites I guess. But SPAMers are doing a lot more now to grab your attention. Some are coding SPAM to move passed the pop up blockers. Some have fabulous prizes such as free iPads and island get aways. The worst of all are the blinky SPAM. Ever seen one? It’s a worthless ad like any other SPAM but flashes and blinks bright usually surprising the user into clicking on the ad.

 

Yahoo Chat is Full of Spam

Posted by Michael | Posted in 4 Men, 4 Women, Fail, Financial Scams!, Jokes!, Oh My Spam, Oh no they didnt!, Seriously?, SPAM, WTF | Posted on 20-06-2012

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I stopped using my Yahoo e-mail in high school but held on to the address so I had a valid e-mail to sign up for sketchy looking things on the inter web. Largibe@yahoo.com has been my e-mail since before 2000. Why largibe? It’s a scramble of my middle name: Gabriel. Simple enough right, and now you know a bit more about me :)

I moved to G-mail and have never been happier. What drove me from Yahoo in the first place? You mean other than Google’s obvious online dominance and the fact that it runs my smart phone (I like poking peoples faces to call, not phone numbers)?

Again, it’s simple: I hate that the Yahoo chat pops all over while I’m trying to check my mail. This wouldn’t be such an issue if it were actually IMs from friends or real people looking to chat. Every damn time its “make money online” or “check out my live show” or “win a free Ipad today!” I don’t have time for this, and I don’t have time for Yahoo mail anymore. No wonder my inbox is +2000!

 

I Need a New Wireless Router

Posted by Michael | Posted in 4 Men, 4 Women, Fail, Seriously? | Posted on 14-06-2012

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My Internet cuts in and out at home; my parents are using my old Linksys wireless router I bought in 2007 for practically nothing at Best Buy. I used it in my college dorm room and the network name embarrassingly enough for my parents is ladykillerz. Ha. And the password is something even more obscene. My parents can’t figure out how to change it and I won’t show them because I want them to buy a newer, faster, more reliable router. I hate having to reset the Internet every time I want to surf; this morning I got booted off and went to reset and my little sister had already pulled a chair up, boosted herself on the counter and flipped the power switch. I always picture her off playing with Legos or building forts with blankets and forget she’s plugged into the web too.

Looks like we’re both frustrated at the Internet quality around here. Maybe if the 23 year old and the 10 year old give the puppy eyes together we can start a household Internet revolution. Either way it’s going to come down to a Mac verses PC battle. Pops and I are Mac loyalists but my little brother Jason and Ma are PC. I want the Apple Time Capsule but it’s $300 price tag really puts a damper on my argument. I bet mom will come home with some cheap router from Wal-Mart.

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Dish Deals

Posted by Tyler | Posted in Fail | Posted on 23-11-2011

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DISH Network has package deals that are about the same as DirecTV. I mean, one can argue which is better, but ultimately they are fairly similar, though one may fit another person’s desires better than the other.

Here was an e-mail from someone claiming to be affiliated with DISH, though Google let me know they weren’t.

DISH Network’s Best Deal Ever… does your zipcode qualify?

Enter your zipcode on this site to see if you qualify for the best deal ever!

Fastest DSL Ever

Posted by Tyler | Posted in Fail | Posted on 22-09-2011

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So today I was rewarded by getting an e-mail about a DSL company that is supposedly the fastest around. Their e-mail even said that I could find the “fastest internet connection” and had a link. Then, they tried to post a picture in the e-mail like the ones I post here almost every day. However, they failed epicly and had not one picture; just boxes with the red “X.”

Sometimes I wonder why people don’t pay more attention to the spam they’re sending. They obviously are spending time and probably money on sending these e-mails and setting up these bots. Why not do it right? Maybe I just have too much common sense and morality and would rather attract a customerbase without the use of annoying e-mails. Perhaps I’m just above the business standard and that’s why I would stand out and be “weird” in the white-collar industry.

Nevertheless, I’m here to make sure spam is labeled spam and you all get enjoyment from it. So, there you have it. Until next time.

Reducing Your Energy Bill

Posted by Tyler | Posted in Fail | Posted on 01-09-2011

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Apparently they were talking about a different type of energy, for their “From” section wasn’t filled out, so it appeared blank in my inbox. Nevertheless, saving energy and going green is always good, so feel free to take a look. :P

Solar Panel Systems - Reduce your energy bill - be green technology - enejoy the satisfaction of being in peace with nature Solar Panel Systems - Reduce your energy bill - be green technology - enejoy the satisfaction of being in peace with nature Solar Panel Systems - Reduce your energy bill - be green technology - enejoy the satisfaction of being in peace with nature
Solar Panel Systems - Reduce your energy bill - be green technology - enejoy the satisfaction of being in peace with nature Solar Panel Systems - Reduce your energy bill - be green technology - enejoy the satisfaction of being in peace with nature Solar Panel Systems - Reduce your energy bill - be green technology - enejoy the satisfaction of being in peace with nature
Solar Panel Systems - Reduce your energy bill - be green technology - enejoy the satisfaction of being in peace with nature Solar Panel Systems - Reduce your energy bill - be green technology - enejoy the satisfaction of being in peace with nature Solar Panel Systems - Reduce your energy bill - be green technology - enejoy the satisfaction of being in peace with nature
Solar Panel Systems - Reduce your energy bill - be green technology - enejoy the satisfaction of being in peace with nature Solar Panel Systems - Reduce your energy bill - be green technology - enejoy the satisfaction of being in peace with nature Solar Panel Systems - Reduce your energy bill - be green technology - enejoy the satisfaction of being in peace with nature

Astrology… the FAKE Science

Posted by Tyler | Posted in Fail | Posted on 30-08-2011

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Blah. That’s all I can really say. Astrology is a “science” that is based upon the alignment of the stars and planets. However, since there is no mathematical formula to human behavior, it is impossible to tell personalities and traits from how these stars and planets align.

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Astrologists tell people very vague things, so that when something happens, almost anything at all, the person believes it to be “astrology.” It’s quite pathetic in a sense. Think about it: is it more likely that friends, parents, backgrounds, poverty level, education, etc. would affect your childhood and personality, or would the stars and planetary alignment win over that?

Earn an Accounting Degree Online

Posted by Tyler | Posted in Fail | Posted on 23-08-2011

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So, I wonder if this degree is an associate’s, bachelor’s, or master’s. Apparently they aren’t going to tell you, unless I’m missing something in this picture that you noticed. Strange enough, but I suppose to each his own.

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