Oh My Spam!

All spam, all the time

Dish Deals

DISH Network has package deals that are about the same as DirecTV. I mean, one can argue which is better, but ultimately they are fairly similar, though one may fit another person’s desires better than the other. Here was an e-mail from someone claiming to be affiliated with DISH, though Google let me know they [...]

Fastest DSL Ever

So today I was rewarded by getting an e-mail about a DSL company that is supposedly the fastest around. Their e-mail even said that I could find the “fastest internet connection” and had a link. Then, they tried to post a picture in the e-mail like the ones I post here almost every day. However, [...]

Reducing Your Energy Bill

Apparently they were talking about a different type of energy, for their “From” section wasn’t filled out, so it appeared blank in my inbox. Nevertheless, saving energy and going green is always good, so feel free to take a look.

Astrology… the FAKE Science

Blah. That’s all I can really say. Astrology is a “science” that is based upon the alignment of the stars and planets. However, since there is no mathematical formula to human behavior, it is impossible to tell personalities and traits from how these stars and planets align. Astrologists tell people very vague things, so that [...]

Earn an Accounting Degree Online

So, I wonder if this degree is an associate’s, bachelor’s, or master’s. Apparently they aren’t going to tell you, unless I’m missing something in this picture that you noticed. Strange enough, but I suppose to each his own.

Laser Eye Surgery

Here’s my chance to “never wear contacts or glasses again.” I would have to say it’s a little ironic, however, that the only wearing of glasses I do is sunglasses, and I really doubt laser eye surgery will help that, unless they’ve developed some new technology that will allow my retinas to adjust and tint [...]

Reply Urgent Please

Here’s the e-mail I received today: DEAR FRIEND. THIS MESSAGE MIGHT MEET YOU IN UTMOST SURPRISE, HOWEVER,IT’S JUST MY URGENT NEED FOR FOREIGN PARTNER THAT MADE ME TO CONTACT YOU FOR THIS TRANSACTION. I AM A BANKER BY PROFESSION FROM BURKINA FASO IN WEST AFRICA AND CURRENTLY HOLDING THE POST OF DIRECTOR AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING [...]

First of all, one must realize that in a grammatical sense, variations in meaning can come without changing anything in the sentence. Take the subject of this e-mail, for instance: A great card for rebuilding just got better. Now, there are two things that I can think that mean completely different things. If it read [...]

Local Criminal Justice Training

The bummer is that this ad that I’m about to post said that it was about local criminal justice training in Miami, which clearly isn’t local, seeing as I’m not even from Florida.  Local Criminal Justice Training in MIAMI VOLUME #1 – 1st Edition your city? Are you looking for an exciting career that [...]

Dating Site for Singles Over 50

I suppose this one might be a little better if I were over 18, but the fact that I’m only 19 makes this completely useless. I mean, I sure as hell am not going to start dating someone that is 50 or older. What a useless piece of spam, but what spam isn’t?

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