Okay, sure. I will admit that I thought I had seen it all. I mean, I have seen a lot of dating ads doing what I do. I have seen them for dating different ethnicities, especially Asian and African American. I have seen them for dating different age groups, especially when it is “mature women looking for dates.” However, what I found today was something that I never thought possible.

This is an ad to look up and start dating millionaires. I mean, I realize that when you are looking for that significant other, you would prefer them to be well off. However, the fact that you would limit your dating to only wealthy people makes you really shallow in my opinion. I mean, I may be wrong, but I’m pretty sure Aladdin was poor and look how well that turned out for the both of them in the end. I mean, I guess it is just the opinion of myself that eHarmony, a site that takes into consideration many different factors and gives you the best compatibilities based on your preferences, likes, dislikes, hobbies, etc., makes a lot more sense than MillionaireDates.com.

Today, I received an e-mail from Amazon.com, or at least I think it was. It was from their Facebook app, sending me a “deal of the day.” Basically, this deal was sent to everyone who “liked” Amazon.com on Facebook. This deal of the day sported a women’s zipper heart classic tee from Calvin Klein Jeans. Here is the e-mail:

On behalf of our subscribers, we have negotiated this Deal of the Day:

$39 – CALVIN KLEIN JEANS WOMEN’S ZIPPER HEART CLASSIC TEE
http://amzn.mine.nu/thedeal
Source: Calvin Klein Jeans

Keep comfort close to your heart with this cozy heart graphic tee. Soft cotton fabric is luxuriously sueded for a refined, creamy texture that you’ll never want to take off. Triple-needle stitching lends lasting durability…

Expires Feb 9, 2012

For more information and to purchase the deal, click here:
http://amzn.mine.nu/thedeal

I guess you can choose for yourself whether or not you take the deal. The “deal of the day,” although really it is longer than a day, still has a $39.50 price tag. To be honest, I don’t know what the shirt is worth to begin with. There is free shipping on this item, so that may be something a viewer is interested in. The shirt kind of looks like someone poured ketchup on it and smeared a heart into it, but you can be the judge on that. Feel free to click the link from the e-mail, it’s been tested, as it will take you straight to the Amazon page with the shirt.

Well, I’ve never been one to have fancy hair formulas, but I guess there’s an audience out there because obviously there are many products. Now, I don’t really have the need for styling cremes or intensive hair treatments, but this is “for everyone” and I’m sure I would be quite satisfied.

Now, if there was something I didn’t need, a bra would probably be it. I mean, I’m a male. I realize I’m a pretty big kid, but I definitely don’t need a bra. Nevertheless, I suppose that can’t be said for everyone, so they spam these random e-mails to everyone.

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Is it ironic that all of the images have females depicted? As well, the whole thing sounds a little girly. So basically, just from that I’ve decided that this probably isn’t for me. Honestly, I have no idea what BonusPoints even is.

I suppose I could just ask?

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