5th of May, for those who don’t speak Spanish… it’s coming up this weekend, I am rather excited. I usually don’t get into the celebration so much, but this year for whatever reason I can’t wait to spend the day at a local Mexican restaurant eating plenty of tacos! I even googled ideas on how to celebrate this festive holiday in America.

I actually don’t drink, so no Margaritas for me… but I will fill up on plenty of tacos, cheese fries and enchiladas! It’s another great food holiday for me, I love those! Independence day is all about the hot dogs, burgers, brownies and so much more. Thanksgiving of course is the Turkey!

I realized not a lot of people actually know why we celebrate Cinco De Mayo, so I’m not going to spoil it by telling you here. Google it, I had to.

Talk to you later and be sure to bring your sombreros to the bar on Saturday.

I love this time of year! It started back in March actually with Spring Training kicking into gear and college basketball’s fantastic showcase. Now with baseball in full swing and hockey in playoff mode you can’t go wrong! There is excitement every direction you travel up or down the TV tuner. Tonight I sat down on the couch after some work, flipped over to SportsCenter and there it was highlights of all my ball games, hockey playoff scores and even some football talk. Perfect.

So how does it all work? I know it’s a guy thing, but why are we so easily pulled into basically anything ESPN puts on the air. Seriously, sometimes they can be covering the Brunswick Open or something (whatever bowling tourneys are called), and I’ll still watch for a half hour. Wow, they can really put some spin when throwing the ball down the lane; I just throw straight and as hard as I can.

Anyway, I just had to rant about SportsCenter tonight, I love watching this show.

The title of this obviously a joke, or is it? I Googled Titanic photos for today’s blog and I found this, Jack Returns! Hahaha. Titanic movie is coming back in theaters in 3-D! I’m already tired of the promos and girls going crazy beacuse the movie coming back in theaters. The same thing happened when they came out with the Lion King movie again late last year. I think I just went on a rant about this the other day, that movie studios need to come up with some new creative ideas instead of rehashing old ones!

I don’t care if these movies are now in 3-D, I’d rather see Jack come back to haunt the survivors of the Titanic. How great of a plot line would that be? OK, so maybe that is a bad example, but you get what I’m saying. There has to be some new and creative writers out there who might have something new, right?

What’s the chances of seeing Back to the Future the Trilogy in 3-D?

Okay, sure. I will admit that I thought I had seen it all. I mean, I have seen a lot of dating ads doing what I do. I have seen them for dating different ethnicities, especially Asian and African American. I have seen them for dating different age groups, especially when it is “mature women looking for dates.” However, what I found today was something that I never thought possible.

This is an ad to look up and start dating millionaires. I mean, I realize that when you are looking for that significant other, you would prefer them to be well off. However, the fact that you would limit your dating to only wealthy people makes you really shallow in my opinion. I mean, I may be wrong, but I’m pretty sure Aladdin was poor and look how well that turned out for the both of them in the end. I mean, I guess it is just the opinion of myself that eHarmony, a site that takes into consideration many different factors and gives you the best compatibilities based on your preferences, likes, dislikes, hobbies, etc., makes a lot more sense than MillionaireDates.com.

Well, I’ve never been one to have fancy hair formulas, but I guess there’s an audience out there because obviously there are many products. Now, I don’t really have the need for styling cremes or intensive hair treatments, but this is “for everyone” and I’m sure I would be quite satisfied.

Now, if I were going to buy Cialis or Viagra, I highly doubt I would do it on the internet. I don’t even know why, it’s just sketchy ordering pills from someone without seeing them or the pills until they’re in my possession. Nonetheless, Cialis and Viagra are like the last pills I care to take. Really, though, the funniest part is the link pointing to a Canadian website. Why would I order drugs online from Canada?

Cialis 20 mg x 90 Pills $155, Fast Shipping – 100% SATISFACTION, We accept VISA & Mastercard, Amex, E-Check, 90000 Satisfied US, UK, Customers!

That’s right. Apparently I ordered some Viagra. Interesting, as I’d like to know how they would deliver it, considering I never ordered any. Thus, I never entered information like my address, telephone number, credit card, etc. So it must be free? Heh. Whatever the case, I figured I would click on the email.

Oh, and I hope I didn’t take any viewer’s subscription. If your invoice is #421441607​2, just let me know. If this isn’t humoring anyone but me, then how about this. I opened up the email, and the contents of the email read:

“This message was likely forged and did not originate from your account.”

This is about as sketchy as spam gets. There were no words within the e-mail, only this picture:

And to make it even better, the link went to some weird link that isn’t even readable. The only reason I knew what this great deal was is the subject “76% off on VIAGRA!”

Whats the secret to get laid every night?
We can show you !

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The first secret: stop reading these stupid emails and go to the club and meet some girls. I highly doubt pills that don’t even work will make you get laid every night. They might get you laughed at, but not laid.

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