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No Blogs for December

Posted by Tyler | Posted in Oh My Spam | Posted on 30-11-2011

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I regret to inform all of the readers that this blog will not be updated for the rest of December. We are currently undergoing updates among other things, where posting blogs can disrupt the things we are doing. I hope not to disappoint anyone too much, and know that I will be back January 1st with all-new blogs with an all-new look.

I am sad to say I won’t be posting for a month, but look forward to our next journey together. Happy holidays to everyone!

If you have any questions or comments, feel free to direct them to tyler@seowhat.com, which I will continue to check daily. Otherwise, message me on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/tyler.weaver.92.

Until 2012, my readers. Be safe and take care of yourselves!

Keep a Dell Laptop

Posted by Tyler | Posted in Oh My Spam | Posted on 29-11-2011

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I sure could use a Dell laptop. Actually, nevermind; I don’t care for Dell’s anyway. I’m not even really sure why, but I just have never really liked them. Although, I could also add that after getting my MacBook Pro, I won’t be going back to the Windows OS anytime soon.

Test and Keep a Complimentary Dell Studio XPS 17 Laptop

Get a Free Dell Studio XPS 17 Laptop. Details apply.

United Nations Contact

Posted by Tyler | Posted in Oh no they didnt! | Posted on 28-11-2011

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I wake up in the morning, check my e-mail, and just hope that I can see one of these e-mails. And finally I got another one. This one is for $1.5 million that I apparently just randomly am receiving. If only these were real, I could really use $1.5 million. :P

United Nation Organization
Information Section.
760 United Nations Plaza ,
New York, NY 10017 , USA.
RE: DOCKET NO. OP 292.
Our Ref: UN/BKL/STB
IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF YOUR FUND US$1.5M ONLY VIA ATM VISA CARD
Attention: Sir/Madam,
We wish to inform you that your payment of USD$1.5Million from the Federal Republic of Nigeria has been released and ready to be paid to you via ATM VISA CARD which you will use to withdraw the US$1.5Million from any ATM Machine in any part of the world.
We have mandated the Mainstreet Bank Limited, to issue an ATM VISA CARD and PIN# which you will use to withdraw the fund from any ATM machine in any part of the world but the maximum amount you can withdraw per day is US$10,000.00. You are strongly advice immediately to contact MR. UTUE OGUME  the Manager of Mainstreet Bank Limited via his email address: outue1@gmail.com and send him your information such as;
1) Your Full Name.
2) Your Contact Address.
3) Your Home Phone, Mobile/Cell Phone and fax Number.
The ATM VISA CARD approval in your name has been sent to MR. UTUE OGUME and he is waiting for your above information to enable him process and send you the CARD and PIN number without any delay. So make sure you contact him right now with your information and tell him that you received a message from the UNITED NATION, Instructing you to contact him for immediate release of your fund via ATM VISA CARD.
Contact FBI via this email: Reports@fbi.gov if you did not receive this ATM VISA CARD after 72hours you contacted him. You are warned to disregard other contact or any communication you have with other offices.
Please we are very sorry for the plight you have gone through in the past. Thanks for adhering to this instruction and once again accept out congratulations!
Yours Sincerely,
MR. Kiyotaka Akasaka
Public Information Officer.
Website: www.un.org/sg/management.shtml

Computer Training Classes

Posted by Tyler | Posted in Misc | Posted on 24-11-2011

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Find MSCE Certified Courses Near You.Find MSCE Certified Courses Near You.

Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer (MSCE) certification is well known and recognized. However, with an ad like this, they must not offer graphic design. The binary sequence running in the background is so original and the picture itself just makes it look less professional. They say nothing about anything that you need to do, but just that you should sign up here to get your MSCE Certification.

Dish Deals

Posted by Tyler | Posted in Fail | Posted on 23-11-2011

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DISH Network has package deals that are about the same as DirecTV. I mean, one can argue which is better, but ultimately they are fairly similar, though one may fit another person’s desires better than the other.

Here was an e-mail from someone claiming to be affiliated with DISH, though Google let me know they weren’t.

DISH Network’s Best Deal Ever… does your zipcode qualify?

Enter your zipcode on this site to see if you qualify for the best deal ever!

Free NFL Jersey

Posted by Tyler | Posted in Misc | Posted on 22-11-2011

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One of the biggest sports in the world is football. I’m not talking about futbol, but the NFL. And with that comes a huge demand for jerseys and other memorabilia.

Get a Free NFL Jersey of Your Favorite Team!
I received this e-mail today. Apparently by just “choosing your favorite team,” they will send you an NFL jersey.

Angry Birds Christmas Lights

Posted by Tyler | Posted in Misc | Posted on 21-11-2011

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While these Christmas lights may not actually show Angry Birds themselves, you get the idea and feeling. This guy actually turned his house into a show with the Angry Birds theme song. Take a look!

This definitely gets me in the Christmas spirit!

1800 Dentist

Posted by Tyler | Posted in Misc | Posted on 17-11-2011

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While I may already have a dentist that I quite enjoy and works well for me, this may not be the case with everyone. Here is an email I received today about dentists.

Hello,
The search for AFFORDABLE DENTAL CARE for you and your loved ones can be difficult and stressful, but it doesn’t need to be. We’ve created a site where you can see reviews, services, payment options and more for thousands, of Pre-screened Dentists across the United States.Find the Dentist right for you with our
FREE LOCAL DENTIST DIRECTORY.

Tarot Card Reader

Posted by Tyler | Posted in Seriously? | Posted on 16-11-2011

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Alright, so I do actually believe in psychic abilities to an extent. I believe that in some, their intuition is just so powerful and keen that it actually can be as great as what we know to be psychic. When a person is right about things over and over, that is when they take on this position. If you would like to know more about practicalities, watch Dead Files on Travel Channel, which is on after Ghost Adventures every Friday night (either 9PM or 10PM CST).

However, something about what I believe leads me to suspect that tarot cards are still out of the question. Here was the e-mail:

A Tarot reading is waiting for you. I got an amazing reading…
You won’t believe it.You, too, can get one and discover
phenomenal things about you, your future…. your destiny.
So, don’t wait another minute, do what I did.

I mean, so you’re saying that by drawing cards, which is either chance based on an equal probability or “fate” (it’s chance), you can read my future? That being said, if we did this multiple times, you should get the same answer over and over. These tarot cards should work if I just wrote fortunes on a regular deck of cards. It’s kind of how every fortune cookie you get isn’t the same. If tarot card readers are right, you’re either remembering the 1/1000 times they’re right, or they’re so vague that almost anything you do can be interpreted as “right.”

Free iPhone 4S

Posted by Tyler | Posted in Oh no they didnt! | Posted on 15-11-2011

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I sure wish I could qualify for a free iPhone 4S. I mean, I already have the iPhone 4 through Verizon Wireless, so I’m pretty well off, but any upgrade is welcomed by me. Unfortunately, I won’t ever be upgrading through some stupid test or scam, especially if it comes in the form of spam to a Gmail account.

Basically, these guys want you to test out the product and do whatever they want you to with it, perhaps testing the calling feature or certain apps or whatever it may be. Then, at the end of the trial, you can keep the phone.

This has been going on for quite some time with quality assurance testers and certain games or other products. However, the fact that this isn’t Apple and that they are not affiliated with Apple leads me to believe that they aren’t just running around handing out iPhone 4S’s.