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No, I believe the correct question here is who is THIS? Why are you contacting me? What is so urgent that you demand my attention? Geez, get a better hook spammers.

From The Desk Of The Deputy Governor,
Alhaji Suleiman Barau.
Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Tel No: +234 702 973 0504
E-Mail: centralsector@msn.com

Attention; Honorable Beneficiary !!

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From the records of outstanding contractors due for payment with the federal government of Nigeria your name and company was discovered as next on the list of the outstanding contractors who have not received their payments.

I wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter. Also note that from my record in my file your outstanding contract payment is U.S $11.6 million dollars (Eleven Million Six Hundred Thousand United States Dollars).

Please re-confirm to me if this is Online with what you have in your record and also re-confirm to me the followings:

1) Your Full Name.
2) Next Of Kin.
3) Phone, Fax and Mobile.
4) Company’s Name, Position And Address.
5) Profession, Age Merital Status.

As soon as this information’s are received, your payment will be made to you in a certified bank draft or to be Wired out to you via your Nominated Bank Account of your choice from central bank of Nigeria and a copy will be given to you for you to take to your bank and confirm it.

You can call me on my direct number (+234 702 973 0504) forward your full details as soon as you receive this letter for immediate payment, and as well write me back for a serious discussion with me and mail me back via the email address below. All response should be made to the below email address.

Do not fail to reply back to facilitate your Contract Sum to you via any nominated Bank Account of your choice.

Regards.

ALHAJI SULEIMAN BARAU.
DEPUTY GOVERNOR (C.B.N), CORPORATE SERVICES DIRECTORATE.
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
centralsector@msn.com
+234 702 973 0504

Central Bank of Nigeria CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE:
This transmission may contain confidential information protected by state or federal law. The information is intended only for use consistent with the state business discussed in this transmission. If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any disclosure, copying, distribution, or the taking of any action based on the contents is strictly prohibited. If you have received this transmission in error, please delete this email and notify the sender immediately. Your cooperation is appreciated.

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What’s wrong with this email? Let’s break it down:
1: This “Alhaji Suleiman Barau” with the “Central Bank of Nigeria” has an MSN email address.
2: Google Alhaji Suleiman Barau and all you see is scam scam scam!
3: The signature of the email is an advertisement for an ISP.
4: This email is to fonex160@yahoo.com, not my address.
5: The top of the email says: “Warning: This message may not be from whom it claims to be. Beware of following any links in it or of providing the sender with any personal information. Learn more”
6: IT’S FREAKING NIGERIA!

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Nothing too exciting here, but the image that was embedded in the email made me laugh. I’d like to see other spammers use this email, especially for penis enlargement ads.

I mean really, this picture makes no sense in the context of the email. Unless they’re saying that their laptops are just miniature versions of real ones. The other interesting thing here is that the footer of this email claims it’s coming from Strangelol Model Development Group. I wonder what they do? I found NOTHING about them on Google.

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You tagged me in a Facebook picture that’s not actually on Facebook? WTF? Do you seriously expect people to fall for that? I’d like to think that anyone with common sense would look at the website it’s linking to and see it doesn’t even have the word Facebook in it. I’m probably wrong though. I also like that they give an address you can snail mail to to “opt out” of their spam. I’m sure that if you send something to that address they’ll just dump boatloads of junk mail on your address.

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I didn’t see this message on my actual Facebook account, but it came to the email I use to log into Facebook. So maybe it was just a glitch in their system. I better click on that link and see what Melissa has to show me! Even though they don’t get the facebook url right, have a typo in the email title, and has stray html at the end of the email. I’m sure they just screwed up. It’s ok.

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Some of my favorite spam messages are the ones that arrive in all Chinese. It’s like the spammers don’t do their research and just hope you’re Chinese. Now, I love me some Chinese food, but I don’t speak the language, and I’m certainly whiter than Vanilla Ice, so I don’t think I’m the target demographic for your spam messages. The most hilarious thing about this message is how it says “Personal information is not compromised, avoid fees, not exaggerated Service” when this is obviously not the case. I bet people get suckered by it though. Sadly.

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Is Cializ really a generic for Cialis? If you google it, it comes up with spam sites. It’s not a generic, it’s just a way to get around people that have Cialis in their blocked word list. How cute. Nice going spammers.

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Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
Tel: 203-413-1789

http://www.fbi.gov/libref/directors/directmain.htm

Attn: Beneficiary,

VIEW THE ATTACHMENT FOR YOUR CONFIRMATION

In case you’re curious, the attachment basically says someone is stealing my ATM card and claiming to be many people. To help the FBI combat this I need to contact Michelle Isaac from the FBI with the following:

CONTACT INFORMATION
NAME: Mrs. Michelle Isaac
EMAIL: mrsmichelleisaac@yahoo.cn
Telephone Numbers: + 27 730-385-679

Do contact Mrs. Michelle Isaac of the ATM CARD center with your details:
FULL NAME:
HOME ADDRESS:
TELL:
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CURRENT OCCUPATION:
BANK NAME:

Well then. So I have to contact an agent that has a yahoo.cn address? Real classy, FBI, real classy. That to me says it’s fake, but what if it’s not? What if my info really is being stolen? What if? Man, I just don’t know anymore.

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Let’s take a different route for today’s update. We all know most spam is scam artists. Have you ever wondered what happens when you follow these spammers? Well, a few years ago, Chris Hansen (of To Catch A Predator fame) found out by following the spam and confronting these scammers. It’s a pretty interesting look at what can happen if you believe these spam messages. Check it out below: